Welcome to my little museum of godawful cosmetic catastrophes and those responsible for them.
Snark is to be expected on a page like this, so try not to get sand in your vagina if your own bad make-up ends up on here. It's not personal.
I also like shitty eyebrows, gnarly piercings and any other unnatural disasters.
Feel free to submit pics and help me get this off the ground!
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26
May
No. Why the hell do we keep supporting messages like this? Fuck everything about this.
You cant be suprised that you get judged for being plus sized if you support messages like this. It’s so fucking hypocritical, I don’t even know where to start. Luckily enough, i’ve said it all a million times before.
(Source: lovelyrainboe)
23
May
Shame this is just a bad make-up blog, because those clip-in hair extensions are hilarious and I could talk about those for hours. But back to the make-up.
Aside from being poorly applied, the whole look just doesn’t work. This is what happens when you really should be doing homework, but you’re so bored you start messing with eyeliner pencils instead. Without the help of a mirror.
That is one major foundation application fail. It’s all over her lower jaw, and nowhere to be seen on her forehead. Plus the eye make-up just looks unfinished.
Your false eyelashes are making a run for it, dear. Can’t say I blame them.
Credit: Nika Bojenko Photographer
There’s just far too much going on here. It’s like a clown got stuck to a radiator.
It looks like she can’t even open her eyes comfortably, thanks to the dumb placement of the false eyelashes. I also get the feeling she once read that white eyeshadow on your lower lids can make your eyes look wider. This is true, BUT… a little bit in the corners please, not enough to paint road markings.
Very MySpace. I can just FEEL that she wants to duckface.
Apart from the fact the girl is clearly suffering from hypothermia and should be in hospital, why on earth did she think a big purple penis drawn right above her nose would somehow look good?
19
May
The perils of going for a stroll on a breezy autumn’s day with glue on your face. That’s the only explanation I can give for this facial evil.
Combined Photoshop and make-up disaster. This look is just so horrid, I can’t even come up with anything to describe it.
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